I never know what to say when I’m making loud noises to scare away bears in the forest. So I’ve come up with a great idea: I just yell out lines from movies every few minutes.

“The truth? You can’t handle the truth!”
*3 minutes later*
“It is a race! I am winning!”
*3 minutes later*
“You talkin’ to me?”

@fuzzyduck
It's a good opportunity to sing songs at the top of your lungs that you wouldn't sing in public.

However, if you're hiking near a cliff, it's bad luck to sing "Free Falling."

@geobeck 😆 I sing country music. I’m not allowed to at home
@fuzzyduck
I have an aversion to country music. Not so much because of the music itself, but last year I lost my wife, my dog, and my pickup truck, so I've kind of lived the genre.