15 inch MacBook air? This is my dream laptop! #WWDC23

Alright, so this M1 MacBook Air is officially out dated. I want this now! #WWDC23

Why do they always do their benchmarks against Intel? AMD would be a much better comparison. #WWDC23

Damn! That pricing really isn’t bad! I really want this. Although, they still list this Mac, so I guess i'm not that outdated. #WWDC23

M2 Ultra? I would’ve thought they’d call it M2 Pro Max mega Ultra. But holy shit! 192 GB of RAM! Oh my god! It’s mine! #WWDC23

22 8K streams at once! Holy fuckity! #WWDC23

Mac Pro with Silicon? Called it! Weeeeee! #WWDC23

8 built-in thunderbolt ports! Holy fucking fuck! I want this! #WWDC23

$7000? Who cares, I want it. Also lmao the dig at PC users. Just improve VoiceOver, and I'll do it full time. #WWDC23

I mean sure all that you listed is cool, but how about you fix the bugs first? #WWDC23

Ooh, live voicemail seems fucking awesome! I seriously hope that’s also in CallKit, and VoiceOver accessible! #WWDC23

Oh no, on-device voicemail transcription? That means the word “food” will get turned into “dog”. #WWDC23

Ooh, I’m actually really excited for all these messages and Face Time changes. Especially because I have a lot of very active group chats, with a lot of audio messages. #WWDC23

So much emphasis on stickers and Emojis. Sighted people are weird. #WWDC23

Whoa, pealing and moving stickers. That seems cool, but also totally not accessible. #WWDC23

I already loved AirDrop, but NameDrop has made it about 10000 times better! #WWDC23

Oh my god we can now leave AirDrop range and it’ll continue! That was my biggest gripe with AirDrop before. #WWDC23

You’ve done something to autocorrect, but improving it isn’t that thing. #WWDC23

Sometimes you do just want to type a ducking phrase ,yes! #WWDC23

A Suggestions API! Hell yeah! I’m actually excited for this. #WWDC23

So they basically brought nightstand mode from the Apple Watch to iOS. Cool I guess? #WWDC23

Is it just me, or does the name iOS 17 sound weird? #WWDC23

iPadOS powers the iPad?I would’ve never guessed. #WWDC23

Ooh! Interactive widgets! Probably not accessible, but that seems awesome! #WWDC23

Oh boy, so you’re making my iPad’s Lock Screen as inaccessible as my iPhone’s. How exciting. /s #WWDC23

And that, Is how you can make your Lock Screen inaccessible, with iPadOS17. #WWDC23

The health app? I just wanted a ducking calculator! #WWDC23

Oh my god these new PDF features are going to revolutionize PDF accessibility for blind people! I don’t even know if they realize how good this is going to be! #WWDC23

Really? I thought tvOS powers the Mac. Also, Sonoma? That’s an awesome OS name! #WWDC23

Oh great, macOS widgets hardly work with VO as it is, this is just gonna make it worse. #WWDC23

You are currently on your car keys. To start the car, press control, option, command, shift, space, period, delete. #WWDC23

Ooh! Auto-removal of trackers from URLs, and locking private tabs! I approve 1000%. #WWDC23

Web Apps? That’s cool, but just about a decade late. #WWDC23

“Craig plays guitar!” And also drums, and bass, I guess. #WWDC23

Adaptive audio seems really cool, but I definitely wouldn’t trust that, especially when traveling outside as a blind person. #WWDC23

Whenever I hear about a feature using on-device intelligence on an Apple device, I get immediately filled with dread, just because of how shitty Dictation has become. #WWDC23

Ooh, SharePlay in the car! I’ve needed this for years! That’s fucking awesome! #WWDC23

Locating the Siri Remote with my phone? I can’t count the number of times I’ve needed this, too! Hell yeah! #WWDC23

Oh my god, FaceTime on Apple TV! Weeeeeee! #WWDC23

watchOS! Let’s go! #WWDC23