My superpower is that I can make someone bored to death
The recipe to be boring:
- short, concise and plain sentences
- getting straight to the point
- no room for misinterpretation
- nod to reasonable opinions and evade the bad ones
- have the coldest takes imaginable
- accept feedback without much confrontation
- mask adhd
Don't forget to mention a social issue that corporations don't wanna fix like "the commute is a bit annoying"