BILLY JOEL: I'm sorry what
ME: the piano-man...which half was piano and which half was man?
BILLY JOEL: no, no, he was just a regular man who played piano
ME:
BILLY JOEL:
ME: william that can't be right

@LadyDragonfly

Actually just a song about a deranged person shouting “sing me a song, you’re the piano, man!” at a piano