Low Quality FactsJournalists: Mastodon seems great...BUT CAN IT SCALE?
*A few months go by. Mastodon gains millions of new accounts. Everything is still fine.*
Journalists: Mastodon seems great...BUT CAN IT SCALE?
Studio 8502 
@lowqualityfacts *A few more months go by. Twitter is less and less relevant to anyone whose opinion means more than a puddle of rat piss in the sewer*
Journalists: "MASTODON: THREAT OR MENACE?"
Dr Power Nap, DDS ✅️@mos_8502 @lowqualityfacts
*Jack Dorsey awkwardly farts*
Journalists: BluuuuuuuueeeSkiiiiiieeee!