Proposition: convince these people that toiletries — toothpaste, deodorant, toilet paper, soap — are gay and trans and woke, until they wind up looking and smelling like the newscasters from Batman after the Joker poisons stuff with Smilex.
@Popehat They are very stupid, so it could work, but OTOH someone will probably just start selling toiletries in gun-shaped packages with black/blue line American flags on them, with names like "Punisher Paste"