Proposition: convince these people that toiletries — toothpaste, deodorant, toilet paper, soap — are gay and trans and woke, until they wind up looking and smelling like the newscasters from Batman after the Joker poisons stuff with Smilex.
@Popehat "What gives toothpaste its flavor are tiny metallic nanobots Bill Gates owns! Deodorant leaves tracking devices on your armpits!! Toilet paper is filtered at sewage treatment plants to test for your DNA to know what drugs you're using!!! Worst of all - soap was invented by a woke drag queen!!!!" - Ed from Vermont