Proposition: convince these people that toiletries — toothpaste, deodorant, toilet paper, soap — are gay and trans and woke, until they wind up looking and smelling like the newscasters from Batman after the Joker poisons stuff with Smilex.
@Popehat Another couple that are not much of a stretch:
In-home air filters — God put all those things into the air for you to improve your immune system
Cleaning food and heating it to 165 degrees — our ancestors didn't bother with that sort of wimpishness and neither should we… eat the natural food God provides
