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I know this is a joke but... get a bidet. It's good for the environment and good for your health.

@warandpeas It's all about bidets! Once you use one, you'll never go back to toilet paper. Seriously life changing.

@warandpeas i got a sink sprayer and attached it to my toilet! It was easy, and now my booty shoot feels as cool as yesterdays pizza. Also great for toilet defense.