[how conservatives picture future archeologists]: this skeleton has female clothes and jewellry but it's obviously a man

[what future archeologists will actually be like]: *clutching an ancient pizza cutter wheel* WHAT ARE YOU FOR. TELL ME YOUR SECRETS.

the angles of the bones in your pelvis are going to be way less interesting to future scientists than the dollar-store garbage you accumulated in your lifetime
@VeryBadLlama - true, middens of past civilisations have always been a treasure trove for archaeologists. But don't underestimate the importance of all the digital rubbish you are generating by posting and blogging all the time!