OH: Law schools should be ranked by the frequency and nature of crimes committed by their graduates.
@atlauren one school gets top marks for charging criminal interest rates but it turns out their graduates are just that incredibly shtity at math (to the point of pleading guilty to avoid admitting their incompetence in court)
@atlauren See also: business schools, computer science departments
@atlauren snarky response: … but would that really change the rankings?