Hello,

I would like to opt out of every email drip campaign please.

All of them.

And then if we could toss the software that enables them directly into the sea?

Thank you,

@ben I see you have questions about our software, and whether it will in fact drown. I'd be happy to set up a time to talk with you about my unsolicited pitch for a product you don't need. I know your time is valuable, as is mine, which is why I have this bot follow up for me 84 times.
@ben I discounted surveyors based purely on the number of follow up emails and calls. It felt good!
@ben Time to have two personal email addresses: one you give to companies and one you give to humans. The former you only check when you need to.
@ben Also unsubscribe link is always hard to find. Always Very tiny and at the very bottom. I had an email where it was hidden in the middle 🤣, and I was searching for it in the bottom.