TODAY'S QUESTION: cake vs pie, and then what kind of cake or pie is superior

FIGHT

@chuckwendig pie is a more flexible and varied platform

you can have a meat pie, but everyone flinches if you offer them a meat cake

@patrickoduffy especially the way YOU offer it, which is by unhinging your jaw and letting the soft meat cake roll off your tongue onto a weirdly wet plate
@chuckwendig don’t meatshame me

@patrickoduffy I am the meatshamer

I'm the lyrical gangster