Smokey Bear put a lot of pressure on me as a child, “only YOU can prevent forest fires,” like, shit dude, I’m going to be so busy preventing fires
@CrockettForReal Watching the news there it occurred to me that the bear is going to be so disappointed in you, like “Uhhh, they’re all on fire, WTAF? I’m sorry, what was this more important thing that you had to do”, and you’ll be looking sheepishly at the bread and cheese in your hands