With all these movies about products (Air, Tetris, BlackBerry) it's time for NEW COKE:

When a security guard falls into a vat of New Coke, he gets an unexpected superpower - he can shoot New Coke from his eyes like a cane toad.

The antagonist is Pepsi Clear, a guy who fell into a vat of Pepsi Clear and became invisible... and evil. This will finally unite the Cokeverse and the Pepsiverse. The sequel takes place entirely in McDonaldland.

(hold your offers til after the strike)