FFMPEG is so great… whatever it is you need to do with a video file, all you have to do is type "ffmpeg [thing i need to do]" into Google, copy-paste your first result, and then it doesn't fucking work
@mcc I _desperately_ wish ffmpeg had its current brevity-centric inscrutable order-dependent command line parsing, whatever, it's fine... AS WELL AS a nicely versioned, documented, schema-backed invocation file format.