When I'm old I'm getting waves tattooed on my upper arms so I can shake them when I go in for a hug and yell, "TSUNAMI!
@Aikiwomannc
My Grandma, maybe 75, her neighbor, and neighbor's <5 kid were chatting by the fence when the kid asked my grandma, wearing sleeveless, what was under her arm (loose flapping skin). His mother was mortified, but my grandma laughed and explained that it just happens when you get old.