Kiribati has naming cities figured out
@finalman I like the idea of living in Banana

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Well, these are not “cities” cause Kiribati got no cities.
London is largest there, it was inhabited by 1,899 people, Poland by about 400 people.

The Climate Refugees of Kiribati and Papua New Guinea live in huts.
But they can't grow Bananas anymore cause the floor is salted.
Paris was also the place of “The Paris Agreement” which _should_ be a legally binding international treaty on climate change
Old story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic_kGQe63LU

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A blue map of Kiribati, with towns highlighted.

The towns are around the edge of Kiribati:
Poland (at 9:00)
Paris (at 10:00)
London (at 11:00, inside the harbor)
Banana (at 12:30, facing the north coast).
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@finalman Sadly Paris is no longer inhabited. (And the entire country may have to be abandoned in a few decades due to climate change.)
The above toot looks very bleak out of context. I was referring to Paris, Kiribati. Not Paris, France.

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Poland, London, Paris, Banana,
Everybody talk about, hm, pop muzik

@finalman As the famous Kiribati saying goes. You can take the man out of banana but you can’t take the banana out of the man.

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Kinda disappointed to learn that Banana isn't the capital of the republic …

@finalman with my last name I was tempted to bye a domain from there :)
@finalman Don’t let the #Germans learn about this not yet invaded #Poland 🫢
@finalman Man I wanna move to banana

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THAT 🍌 ONE WAS NAMED BY MINIONS!!! WE HAVE FOUND THEIR LAIR!

@finalman how are they even fitting four cities on kiribati
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Kiribati founders struggling to name their towns…
“Let’s just copy some other town names!” “Good idea! Do you know any?” “Yeah, lots! Let’s see… London” “yeah, that’s good keep going” “ehm, Paris?” “Yeah, that sounds real nice! And?” “Eeeeh… hm…. Poland?” “Isn’t that a country? Hmmm… whatever. Let’s go with it. And the last one?” “Eeeeehmm… hmmmmm… Banana?” “…”
@finalman I don't care others but really want to visit city called Banana :D

Let's call the first one London.
Uhm. Okay.

And the second Paris.
Alright. Why not.

And Poland
Wait what? That's not even a city. That's banana?

Wow, great idea, the last on shall be remebered as Banana. Nice work, team.

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