Tories preach baby-making and the facts of life – why does it always come back to sex with these oddballs?

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@HilaryBurrage Maybe they secretly realise they're becoming unfuckable and generations of women are being turned off them? They want to propagate their genes, let's do all we can to stop that...ladies...over to you...