AdamGood morning!
Woke up to a poop on the floor and a wolf spider in the kitchen.
So off to a good start!
(turd not pictured)
It's all above board though.
When Racecar turned 24 she renegotiated her contract. Once in a while she was going to poop wherever she "damn well pleases."
And she was sick to death of bathing all the damn time so I'd better bathe her once in a while if I didn't want her to smell like gerbils.
She then screamed "GOVERN YOURSELF ACCORDINGLY" and stormed out of the room.
