Ashwin DixitCW: Sexual Joke
A tourist rents a room in a small village hotel and
asks the owner:
"Is there something I could eat?"
"Yes, of course. The hotel restaurant is open till nine in the evening.”
"Can you also arrange sex worker services?"
"Yes, of course. Brenda is available for $50."
"How about a male sex worker?"
"We can offer that, too. Brian will cost you $500."
"Why is Brian 10 times the price of Brenda?"
"Well, I'm not particularly fond of such practices, so I take $100 for myself. The village priest, obviously, isn't fond of such practices, so he gets $100 also, and the village mayor is a conservative and as such isn't particularly fond of them, so he gets $100, too."
"Does that mean that Brian gets $200?"
"Nah. Those $200 go to John and Steve that will hold Brian, because, you see, Brian also isn't particularly fond of such practices."
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A tourist rents a room in a small village hotel and
asks the owner:
"Is there something I could eat?"
"Yes, of course. The hotel restaurant is open till nine in the evening.”
"Can you also arrange sex worker services?"
"Yes, of course. Brenda is available for $50."
"How about a male sex worker?"
"We can offer that, too. Brian will cost you $500."
"Why is Brian 10 times the price of Brenda?"
"Well, I'm not particularly fond of such practices, so I take $100 for myself. The village priest, obviously, isn't fond of such practices, so he gets $100 also, and the village mayor is a conservative and as such isn't particularly fond of them, so he gets $100, too."
"Does that mean that Brian gets $200?"
"Nah. Those $200 go to John and Steve that will hold Brian, because, you see, Brian also isn't particularly fond of such practices."
#Joke #Jokes #Humor #Gay