Ashwin DixitCW F-bomb. Sexual humor.
Met this voluptuous woman who assists me at the Credit Union.
Train of thought:
Me: "I want to devour this creature's flesh RIGHT NOW!"
Higher Self: "Dude, way reptilian!"
Me: "I want to mate with this female right here!"
Higher Self: "Yeah, better. That's mammalian. Go up a level."
Me: "She's cute, and she doesn't have a ring on her finger. Maybe I should politely ask for her number."
Higher Self: "Yay! Finally human! Go on!"
Me: "But relationships are so complicated. You know what else is complicated? That code I was writing earlier. Forget her. I'm going to go home and simplify my code. It's more fun to compute!"
Higher Self: "FUCK! You've evolved into a NERD!"
Me: "As an AI, I have no opinions on that matter."
#Joke #programmer #nerdy #humor #AI
Met this voluptuous woman who assists me at the Credit Union.
Train of thought:
Me: "I want to devour this creature's flesh RIGHT NOW!"
Higher Self: "Dude, way reptilian!"
Me: "I want to mate with this female right here!"
Higher Self: "Yeah, better. That's mammalian. Go up a level."
Me: "She's cute, and she doesn't have a ring on her finger. Maybe I should politely ask for her number."
Higher Self: "Yay! Finally human! Go on!"
Me: "But relationships are so complicated. You know what else is complicated? That code I was writing earlier. Forget her. I'm going to go home and simplify my code. It's more fun to compute!"
Higher Self: "FUCK! You've evolved into a NERD!"
Me: "As an AI, I have no opinions on that matter."
#Joke #programmer #nerdy #humor #AI