@GossiTheDog I get it and agree it's ridiculous, but giving the dude's 55 million to employees works out to under $300 each (221,000 full-time employees per web). That's a 3% raise for a $10,000 salary, which no one in the US is getting paid at Microsoft. This is an eye-catching juxtaposition but it doesn't strike anywhere near the heart of the problem