brennenyoung me: i wonder if this new technical thing is cool
middle-aged me: i wonder if i can avoid knowing about this new technical thing until it goes away
JR Rickerson 
@brennen AKA "What old thing have they reinvented and rebranded this week?"
young me: i wonder if this new technical thing is cool
middle-aged me: i wonder if i can avoid knowing about this new technical thing until it goes away