young me: i wonder if this new technical thing is cool

middle-aged me: i wonder if i can avoid knowing about this new technical thing until it goes away

@brennen young me: This new technical thing looks cool. I'll learn about it.

middle-aged me: This new technical thing looks cool. If I waste my time learning about it, it will get sold out to some global megacorp who will monetise it in increasingly annoying and intrusive ways leading to eventual total enshittification and / or cancel it.