"Wasn't the world a better place when a woman's place was in the kitchen, men were men, there weren't those pesky child labor laws, and minorities couldn't use the same drinking fountains or bathrooms?"

What the fuck is wrong with the world right now?

@CraftComputing

Maybe they have shares in companies that make rat poison, although nowadays the low-legal-risk option would probably be "SUV accident in the driveway."