Everyone talking about obscure medical conditions that may make King Charles' fingers look like that but nobody's talking about how the entire royal family's tree looks like a fuckin broomstick
@Popehat I have a solution for the Royal Family's inbreeding problem: move Buckingham Palace to West Virginia. The Royals will look like paragons of genetic diversity in that state. Plus, they'll be the only people in the state who have any dental records.