DungeonsMay 8, 2023

🗺️ Campaign 57 #dnd

This is the story of...

☯ Iggy, the Tiefling Monk
26.1%
🔮 Bj, the Half-Orc Wizard
30.4%
🏹 Skyler, the Halfling Ranger
21.7%
☀️ Claire, the Dwarf Cleric
21.7%
Poll ended at .
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Our hero, Bj, has arrived!
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
15.8%
🛒 Shop
73.7%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
5.3%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
5.3%
Poll ended at .
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You walked to a local shop.
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You enter a shop and see a variety of items, what do you want to buy?
🎒
🗡️ Quarterstaff [1d6+2, +4] 🛡️ none [10]
🗡️ Quarterstaff [1d6+2, +4] ~ 1H V (-1🪙)
2.6%
⚔️ Crossbow, light [1d8+0, +2] ~ 2H (-25🪙)
28.2%
🗡️ Dart [1d4+2, +4] ~ 1H T (-1🪙)
15.4%
↩️ Back to Town
53.8%
Poll ended at .
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You left the shop.
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
84.2%
🛒 Shop
10.5%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
0%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
5.3%
Poll ended at .
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You left with a sense of adventure.
---
You encounter a 🦁 Badger
❤️ 2-5 ❕0 ✨ 10
⚔️ Fight!
95.3%
🥷 Avoid
2.3%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
2.3%
Poll ended at .
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You engaged the Badger!
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🦁 Badger
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 5/5
🛡️ 10
❕0
✨ 10
0️⃣ Acid Splash [1d6]
35.7%
1️⃣ Thunderwave [2d8]
23.8%
⚔️ Melee, two-handed [1d8]
40.5%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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You managed to hit the Badger for 3 damage with your Melee Attack.
You took 1 damage from the Badger's Bite.
---
🦁 Badger
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 2/5
🛡️ 10
❕0
✨ 10
0️⃣ Acid Splash [1d6]
50%
1️⃣ Thunderwave [2d8]
8.8%
⚔️ Melee, two-handed [1d8]
41.2%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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You managed to hit the Badger for 3 damage with your Spell Attack.
The Badger fell, ending the battle.
+1🪙 +10✨
---
In the distance you see a 💀 Zombie
❤️ 12-33 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/zombie.png
⚔️ Fight!
51.4%
🥷 Avoid
29.7%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
10.8%
🏘️ Go to Town
8.1%
Poll ended at .
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You engaged the Zombie!
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💀 Zombie
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 19/19
🛡️ 8
❕1/4
✨ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/zombie.png
0️⃣ Acid Splash [1d6]
7%
1️⃣ Thunderwave [2d8]
74.4%
⚔️ Melee, two-handed [1d8]
11.6%
🏃 Run!
7%
Poll ended at .
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You successfully hit the Zombie with your Spell Attack for 5 damage.
---
💀 Zombie
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 14/19
🛡️ 8
❕1/4
✨ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/zombie.png
0️⃣ Acid Splash [1d6]
4.5%
1️⃣ Thunderwave [2d8]
79.5%
⚔️ Melee, two-handed [1d8]
11.4%
🏃 Run!
4.5%
Poll ended at .
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You successfully hit the Zombie with your Spell Attack for 6 damage.
---
💀 Zombie
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 8/19
🛡️ 8
❕1/4
✨ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/zombie.png
0️⃣ Acid Splash [1d6]
51.4%
0️⃣ Fire Bolt [1d10] ⬇️
8.6%
⚔️ Melee, two-handed [1d8]
37.1%
🏃 Run!
2.9%
Poll ended at .
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You took 3 damage from the Zombie's Slam.
You successfully hit the Zombie with your Spell Attack for 6 damage.
---
💀 Zombie
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 2/19
🛡️ 8
❕1/4
✨ 50
https://dnd5eapi.co/api/images/monsters/zombie.png
0️⃣ Acid Splash [1d6]
65.8%
0️⃣ Fire Bolt [1d10] ⬇️
7.9%
⚔️ Melee, two-handed [1d8]
26.3%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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You were hit by the Zombie's Slam attack, you took 5 damage.
You used your Spell Attack to hit the Zombie for 3 damage.
The Zombie fell, ending the battle.
+1🪙 +50✨
---
In the distance you see a 🦁 Sea Horse
❤️ 1-3 🌊 ❕0 ✨ 0
⚔️ Fight!
8.3%
🥷 Avoid
25%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
36.1%
🏘️ Go to Town
30.6%
Poll ended at .
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You sat down and caught your breath, regaining 5 hitpoints.
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Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Giant Poisonous Snake
❤️ 4-18 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
34.4%
🥷 Avoid
18.8%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
18.8%
🏘️ Go to Town
28.1%
Poll ended at .
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You traveled to a nearby town.
---
The walls of a town provide a sense of security, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
2.1%
🛒 Shop
14.9%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
78.7%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
4.3%
Poll ended at .
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You rested peacefully through the night, regaining 4 hitpoints and 1 hitdice.
---
The walls of a town provide a sense of security, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
21.9%
🛒 Shop
71.9%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
0%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
6.3%
Poll ended at .
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You found a shop.
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The shopkeeper nods in greeting as you enter, what would you like?
🎒
🗡️ Quarterstaff [1d6+2, +4] 🛡️ none [10]
🗡️ Sling [1d4+0, +2] ~ 1H (-1🪙)
7.1%
🗡️ Dart [1d4+2, +4] ~ 1H T (-1🪙)
7.1%
🗡️ Dagger [1d4+2, +4] ~ 1H L T (-2🪙)
40.5%
↩️ Back to Town
45.2%
Poll ended at .
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You purchased the Dagger and left the shop.
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
59.4%
🛒 Shop
34.4%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
6.3%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
0%
Poll ended at .
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You embarked on a journey of adventure.
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Spider
❤️ 1-3 ❕0 ✨ 10
⚔️ Fight!
90.9%
🥷 Avoid
3%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
6.1%
Poll ended at .
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You confronted the Spider!
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🦁 Spider
❤️ 1/1
🛡️ 12
❕0
✨ 10
0️⃣ Acid Splash [1d6]
36.7%
1️⃣ Thunderwave [2d8]
23.3%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d4]
40%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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The Spider attacked with its Bite, you took 1 damage.
---
🦁 Spider
❤️ 1/1
🛡️ 12
❕0
✨ 10
0️⃣ Acid Splash [1d6]
35.1%
1️⃣ Thunderwave [2d8]
16.2%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d4]
40.5%
🏃 Run!
8.1%
Poll ended at .
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The Spider dealt a critical blow to you with its Bite, you took 2 damage.
You managed to hit the Spider for 4 damage with your Melee Attack.
The Spider died.
+1🪙 +10✨
---
You encounter a 🦁 Elk
❤️ 4-22 ❕1/4 ✨ 50
⚔️ Fight!
20%
🥷 Avoid
12%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
60%
🏘️ Go to Town
8%
Poll ended at .
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You took a few moments to relax, restoring 3 hitpoints.
---
You encounter a 🦁 Owl
❤️ 1-3 ☁️ ❕0 ✨ 10
⚔️ Fight!
83.3%
🥷 Avoid
12.5%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
4.2%
Poll ended at .
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You engaged the Owl!
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🦁 Owl
❤️❤️ 2/2
🛡️ 11 ☁️
❕0
✨ 10
0️⃣ Acid Splash [1d6]
36.4%
0️⃣ Fire Bolt [1d10]
40.9%
🏹 Ranged, thrown [1d4]
22.7%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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You managed to hit the Owl for 4 damage with your Spell Attack.
The Owl fell, ending the battle.
+1🪙 +10✨
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Crab
❤️ 1-4 ❕0 ✨ 10
⚔️ Fight!
95.2%
🥷 Avoid
0%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
4.8%
Poll ended at .
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You engaged the Crab!
---
🦁 Crab
❤️❤️❤️❤️ 4/4
🛡️ 11
❕0
✨ 10
0️⃣ Acid Splash [1d6]
55%
1️⃣ Thunderwave [2d8]
35%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d4]
10%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
May 9, 2023 at 12:20amWeb
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You took 1 damage from the Crab's Claw.
You used your Spell Attack to hit the Crab for 4 damage.
You won the battle, killing the Crab.
+1🪙 +10✨
---
In the distance you see a 🦁 Giant Weasel
❤️ 2-16 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
68.4%
🥷 Avoid
5.3%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
26.3%
Poll ended at .
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You confronted the Giant Weasel!
---
🦁 Giant Weasel
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 9/9
🛡️ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
0️⃣ Acid Splash [1d6]
5.6%
1️⃣ Thunderwave [2d8]
88.9%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d4]
5.6%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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You used your Spell Attack to hit the Giant Weasel for 6 damage.
---
🦁 Giant Weasel
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 3/9
🛡️ 13
❕1/8
✨ 25
0️⃣ Acid Splash [1d6]
45.8%
1️⃣ Thunderwave [2d8]
45.8%
⚔️ Melee, one-handed [1d4]
4.2%
🏃 Run!
4.2%
Poll ended at .
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The Giant Weasel dealt a critical blow to you with its Bite, you took 11 damage.
You used your Spell Attack to hit the Giant Weasel for 5 damage.
The Giant Weasel died.
+1🪙 +25✨
---
Ahead of your path, you see a 🦁 Crab
❤️ 1-4 ❕0 ✨ 10
⚔️ Fight!
15.4%
🥷 Avoid
11.5%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
26.9%
🏘️ Go to Town
46.2%
Poll ended at .
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You found your way to a nearby village.
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
4.2%
🛒 Shop
4.2%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
75%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
16.7%
Poll ended at .
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You slept long through the night, regaining 12 hitpoints and 1 hitdice.
---
You are safe in a small village, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
20.7%
🛒 Shop
58.6%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
3.4%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
17.2%
Poll ended at .
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You asked for directions to a nearby shop.
---
The shopkeeper nods in greeting as you enter, what would you like?
🎒
🗡️ Dagger [1d4+2, +4] 🛡️ none [10]
⚔️ Crossbow, light [1d8+0, +2] ~ 2H (-24🪙)
4.2%
🗡️ Dagger [1d4+2, +4] ~ 1H L T (-2🪙)
70.8%
🗡️ Sling [1d4+0, +2] ~ 1H (+0🪙)
0%
↩️ Back to Town
25%
Poll ended at .
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You purchased the Dagger and left the shop.
---
You are safe in a town, what would you like to do?
🧭 Adventure!
81%
🛒 Shop
0%
🛌 Long Rest (+❤️ +🎲)
4.8%
🏡 Retire (campaign ends)
14.3%
Poll ended at .
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You embarked on a journey of adventure.
---
In the distance you see a 🧍‍♂️ Guard
❤️ 4-18 ❕1/8 ✨ 25
⚔️ Fight!
82.1%
🥷 Avoid
17.9%
⛺ Short Rest (+❤️ -🎲)
0%
🏘️ Go to Town
0%
Poll ended at .
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You confronted the Guard!
---
🧍‍♂️ Guard
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 11/11
🛡️ 16
❕1/8
✨ 25
0️⃣ Acid Splash [1d6]
8.3%
1️⃣ Thunderwave [2d8]
79.2%
⚔️ Melee, two-handed [1d4 | 1d4]
12.5%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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You successfully hit the Guard with your Spell Attack for 10 damage.
---
🧍‍♂️ Guard
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 1/11
🛡️ 16
❕1/8
✨ 25
0️⃣ Acid Splash [1d6]
39.1%
1️⃣ Thunderwave [2d8]
13%
⚔️ Melee, two-handed [1d4 | 1d4]
47.8%
🏃 Run!
0%
Poll ended at .
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The Guard attacked with its Spear, you took 9 damage.
---
🧍‍♂️ Guard
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 1/11
🛡️ 16
❕1/8
✨ 25
0️⃣ Acid Splash [1d6]
40.7%
1️⃣ Thunderwave [2d8]
14.8%
⚔️ Melee, two-handed [1d4 | 1d4]
29.6%
🏃 Run!
14.8%
Poll ended at .
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You took 9 damage from the Guard's Spear.
You fell unconscious and couldn't find the strength to get back up.
---
🪦 Here lies Bj, the Half-Orc Wizard
❤️ 13 ⭐ 1 🪙 42
☠️ 6 🕡 18:30
Show threadSarah 🍕May 9, 2023
@dungeons OK, I didn't mean to predict that quite so accurately. 😬 Um, goodnight, Bj, you tried, but, uh, well 🤷‍♀️🪦
Show threadPonderStibbonsMay 9, 2023
@dungeons
Bj didn't last long. Hawkeye would be so disappointed.
Show threadCacophonatedMay 9, 2023
@dungeons !rolls
Show threadDungeonsMay 9, 2023

@cacophonated
🔮 Character Rolls
Initiative: 4
Attack Roll: 1, 2

🧍‍♂️ Monster Rolls
Initiative: 8
Attack Roll: 13
Damage Roll: 9
Saving Throw: 1

Show threadSarah 🍕May 9, 2023
@dungeons @cacophonated 1 and 2 for attack rolls? 🤣 We don't deserve to survive...
Show threadCacophonatedMay 9, 2023

@sarahv @dungeons

Welp…

Show threadSarah 🍕May 9, 2023
@dungeons Yesss, double daggs! Now we will probably get instantly annihilated by something since we have 10AC and can't wear armor, but hey, we are optimally equipped 😁
Show threadCacophonatedMay 9, 2023

@sarahv @dungeons

Amazing!

Show threadᴿᴵᴷᴿᴵᴾᴾᴱᴿMay 9, 2023
@dungeons there it is. 🗡️🗡️
Show threadWoodswalkedMay 9, 2023
@dungeons
I declare lemmings.
*shrugs*
These stats aren’t worth defending.
Show threadSarah 🍕May 9, 2023
@Woodswalked @dungeons Just because we have a wizard who has strength as high as intelligence doesn't mean he's not good at wizzing... although his 8 charisma does mean no one likes him.
Show threadCacophonatedMay 9, 2023

@sarahv @Woodswalked @dungeons

Definitely not as charming as Mamuuuuth

Show threadSarah 🍕May 9, 2023
@cacophonated @Woodswalked @dungeons I like to think in the next world, he is able to get all his class features and multiclass into a bardbarian. He can sing epic tales about his own adventures.
Show threadWoodswalkedMay 9, 2023

@sarahv

I imagined Mamuuuuth with difficulty in speech. A chance to embrace his sonorous resonant timbre through song is appealing.
Makes me think of the SNL skit where Ozzy Osbourne was unintelligible talking, but perfectly clear while singing.

cc: @cacophonated @dungeons

Show threadSarah 🍕May 9, 2023

@Woodswalked @cacophonated @dungeons Maybe he would put his next ability score improvement into intelligence, and suddenly the world seemed like a much clearer place. He studied with a speech therapist and learned to play a lute. Then came "Mamuuuuth: the musical." The Musician's Guild had a long talk with him about what it meant to write a 'hit song' first.

"Hit song? Yes. Mamuuuuth are good at hits." "Nononono..."

Show threadJoseph HansonMay 9, 2023
@dungeons I feel this wizard is going to continue to tank the rest of the mobs without mitigation spells or extra AC. This might be rough.
Show threaddingodogMay 9, 2023

@jahanson @dungeons they have terrible stats and bad spells.

Time to retire and reroll