@dmoren and poop

@dmoren my wife and I call this “the boondoggle”. Example: “you think his body is actually going to use that water he’s drinking or is it all just going straight to the boondoggle?”

@dmoren moving to the Boston area taught me this is true, no baby required. But it’s extra worse for the baby, sorry.

@dmoren Come running with me early on winter days; it never ends

@dmoren thanks to my daughter I also know this fact 😐

@dmoren the complexity of the human body is nothing to sneeze at

@dmoren The Braun Nasal Aspirator has been a lifesaver.

@dmoren you haven’t lived until you have walked into your child’s room and found an entire box of tissues strewn across the floor, each full of snot

@dmoren those of us with seasonal allergies are actually acutely aware of this fact.

@dmoren Yup.