Everyone talking about obscure medical conditions that may make King Charles' fingers look like that but nobody's talking about how the entire royal family's tree looks like a fuckin broomstick
@PhotoSniperFox @Popehat well, except for that whole Lucius Tarquinius Superbus you brought up (who did the murder thing on his father-in-law to become king, which does seem kinda relevant when talking about someone becoming king).
Whatever point you may have had seems to have evaporated. Yup, Chas and Andy are sons of third cousins, but in terms of consanguinity that's not terribly close, while Wills and Harry's parents are more distant than seventh cousins!