Ken WhiteEveryone talking about obscure medical conditions that may make King Charles' fingers look like that but nobody's talking about how the entire royal family's tree looks like a fuckin broomstick
I mean frankly that's why all the rumored affairs are a good thing so you don't wind up with kids who bleed to death every time they bump into a doorway with their enormous hubcap jaws
Abyssal Rook@Popehat Counterpoint: I really could not give less of a shit about the royal family, and if they're keeping the bloodline particularly close it just means one less thing they're inflicting on other people.