jack dorsey hardly ever actually posted on twitter. but jack's been actually posting on bluesky!

turns out he's an RFK Jr fan. the bluesky regulars are ragging the shit out of him and discussing the crunchie->qanon pipeline. hope jack's enjoying it!

i remember trying and failing to write a piece on Jack and bitcoin for Foreign Policy. he does not appear to have a personality.

having done the research, i am convinced the man is actually a chatbot that was sent back through time. literally a boring person's idea of an interesting person.

the missing ingredient on bluesky was obviously a billionaire who sucked to bully