𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 
"Welcome to our gander reveal party!"
"Don't you mean..."
"No."
Geese emerge from everywhere. There are no fireworks. Only geese. There are no balloons. Only chaos. There are no genders. Only honk.
Σ(i³) = (Σi)²@LadyDragonfly turns out the phrase "There are no genders. Only honk." has surprisingly wide applicability all across human society.