They’re keeping awfully quiet about who the contenders are who’ll be challenging for the British throne tomorrow in the pre-coronation MMA fights.
@gregeganSF it certainly takes some nerve to go for it. I mean if you win it's great, but if you lose Charles gets to eat your still beating heart.
@gregeganSF Pretty sure I could take ol' Jug-Ears in a fight. But I don't want the job.
@gregeganSF The press is really slacking off with their coverage of all the traditional aspects of transferring the crown: ear poison, stabbing councilors through an arras, confronting witches on a barren heath... It's like no one cares about old-fashioned values any more.
@gregeganSF I'm tellin' you it's a rigged game. charley horse will win.
@gregeganSF I'd seriously be down with a figure head monarch that had ascended to the throne in trial by combat.
@mike @gregeganSF
Jousting, perhaps?
@jeber @gregeganSF That might be one of the events. I was thinking good old fashioned cage match.
@gregeganSF There are those who might contend that the title of Charles III is already claimed by a bonny prince.