Mastodawn

So @Menhit just now discovered the (extremely rare!) T-U-N-A in her treat bowl …

I'm reminded of a song parody I once wrote but never recorded due to the lack of access to a full orchestra and choir:

Oh, for tuna
I would swoon-a
Listen to my humble plea
In this dish we
Need some fishy
Starkist brand or Bumble Bee

No Purina
Signorina
With cat food, I can’t be pleased
Can you ditch these
Bags of Friskies?
Get rid of that Fancy Feast

Let’s not quibble
About kibble
It might suit a labrador
But this feline
Makes a beeline
For that can of albacore

1/2

I can hardly
Wait for Charlie
Don’tcha hear my bellowin’?
Let’s just kick back
With some skipjack,
Ahi, bigeye, yellowfin

Throw away yo'
Jar of mayo
Won’t you please just pass a bowl
Without hellish
Bits of relish
Let's not mention casserole

Salade Niçoise
Shan't touch these paws
It's a dish for lunatics
Tuna salad
Is invalid
What a waste of tunafish!