Timothy Noah writes a bang-up speech for Dark Brandon! It starts like this: https://newrepublic.com/article/172405/biden-kevin-mccarthy-debt-ceiling-wilt-hothouse-flower#:~:text=Here%E2%80%99s%20what%20Biden%20should%20do%20next.%20The%20following%20night%2C%20he%20should%20deliver%20the%20threatened%20prime%2Dtime%20speech.%20It%20should%20go%20something%20like%20this%3A