[Insert mildly subversive but still respectful "May the Fourth" message here]
I'm just here to point out that none of the fourth doctor, nor Han Solo, nor Captain Kirk showed up to prevent peaceful protesters from being shot on the 4th of May, 1970, at Kent State.
@scalzi On that note, I require someone to novelize the adventures of Doctor Funkenstein and his cohorts, as they funketize the galaxy from the Holy Mothership, keeping our funkless world safe from Sir Nose D'voidofunk.
I'm tired of existing SF universes. It's time somebody dusted off one from the archives!
Here's the first chapter. . .