big middle finger to the universe, but especially to the colleague who made my bones hurt by pointing out that the `z` in `tar -xvzf` hasnโ€™t been needed since version tar 1.15, released in 2004.
@april and use -a on compression and not worry about the right option for compression program
@plumbear @april Alrightโ€ฆ this one got me.. gah! Iโ€™ll never have to remember J vs j again.