Michael W Lucas 
If we've ever met in person and you've wondered "Gee, how did he get this way," I finally have a solid answer.
(source: https://www.tumblr.com/ejlandsman/135780556301/i-dont-feel-like-this-is-done-but-im-posting-it)
Doofus Canadensis@mwl live long and prosper
The Doctor@mwl It me.
I need this on a sticker as a warning label.
ijk64✅@mwl correctamundo
David Fi&er@mwl I'm a fan of the old despair.com poster: "That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Scruffy looking packet herder@djfiander @mwl “That which does not kill me leaves me in a pool of my own bodily fluids looking for one last bullet to finish the job with.” What? Why are y’all looking at me like that?
no, no, we're admiring your elegant phrasing.
Pxtl@mwl It me.
hazelnot 
@mwl me irl
Book@mwl big mood
Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🕹 👽@mwl That which does not kill me better have a fast getaway car, because I have knives.
🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑@mwl
I usually state it as:
That which does not kill me makes me stranger.
[said after six decades of things not killing me, so I've become very strange indeed]
Michael Vilain@mwl I'm hoping this effect is diminishes asymptotically rather than increasing linearly or geometrically the longer it goes on.
At some point the "Ew" will change to "meh".
David Palk#RejoinEU 💖🇪🇺🕊🌈@mwl Alive in Wonderland has left a map somewhere.
slash@mwl Around the Defcon crowd, you come off as a normie... No offense intended. ;)
Martin's pipe dreams
Dianora (Diane Bruce)
