I'm working on a little promo for "Fingers & Fists," my audiobook about a waitress having spicy adventures with her hot boss, and I just found a sound effect for "greasing hands with olive oil." Absolute jackpot! 😂
*It remains to be seen if I can now build a promo around this for Pinterest that comes across as charming rather than obscene. 😅
Wish me luck! 💋
So far, everything I've tried is coming out sounding either filthy or just hysterically funny. 😅
I think the olive oil sounds *might* not work for Pinterest after all.
Here's what it sounds like though in case you're curious.
On a positive note, I now have Jevetta Steel singing "Calling You" in my head, no doubt because of the association with Bagdad Cafe.
Here's how the promo I was talking about earlier came out, in case you were wondering!
Given that I get censored on Pinterest if I even mention the full titles of some of the books I've narrated, I feel like this is an admirable attempt to get past the unwritten censorship standards. 😂
In contrast, here is the actual audiobook cover as supplied by the publisher for "Fingers and Fists: Sinking into the Wrist (Hedon Press Fisted Series). Which Pinterest freaks out about if I try to post on their site. 😂
However, if stories about extreme kink or fisting are your thing, it's a hot little audio story. 💋
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@dweldredge I find it sounds a bit drier and more frictiony than I expected! I was thinking it might be a bit wet and, I don't know, gloppier?
Regardless, I'm going for cheery French jazz cafe music instead, this time, but I'm saving the Olive Oil Sounds for another occasion. 😂
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