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When people come to visit from out of town, they invariably say “we want to go see the tar pits!“

My respons is “um, why? Here’s a spoiler: it’s a big smelly pit of tar”

Them: “but the dinosaur bones…”

Me, cutting them off: “..are not there”

Wait wut?

The dinosaur bones are at the Natural History Museum, in exposition Park. La Brea tar pit just has a better publicist …