"I regret to inform you but Bluesky is fun..and Mastodon will remain as a niche product."

Well there it is folks, Wired has spoken. Let's go home. Nothing to see here. It's all over but the IPO. Nice try, though. A plethora of venture capitalists and a cabal of fascist plutocrats think you're a swell buncha peeps. Sincerely.

https://www.wired.com/story/bluesky-is-fun/

I Regret to Inform You That Bluesky Is Fun

The buzzy new Twitter alternative is a throwback to an earlier internet era. The good times might not last—but it shows the blue bird can be replaced.

WIRED
@shoq Not even mad about the paywall preventing me from reading this.
@stefan there's no paywall on the mobile site. No matter, it's all in the headline, anyway. Just imagine a blowjob for Jack in every 3rd sentence, and you've got the gist.