Winter Jo 
❄️Managing ADHD is the art of making yourself accidentally productive
Doctor_bimbo@ShadowJonathan this feels so accurate
hipeople68@ShadowJonathan most accurate description of all time
Liera 
@ShadowJonathan oh, damn I feel this soo much. It's also just on the weirdest times at night just like with my cats
aptlyundecided@ShadowJonathan People think I'm being modest when I say I can't help it regarding my 'productivity'. FR I don't have a choice in the matter, ADHD got a strong hold on me
Alex Dixon@ShadowJonathan For me it's more like finding the absolute maximum amount of caffeine that your body can take without parts starting to fall off
Sinjo@ShadowJonathan I often describe motivation as "I have to con my brain into caring about this"
Tony Finch
[Yaseenist] CauseOfBSOD 
Sinnamon (despicable arc 😈)@ShadowJonathan This made me remember that exam weeks at uni were the most productive for me regarding working on personal side projects. 
EndlessMason@ShadowJonathan "ok fine I'm angry enough about passing in the dark that I'll order some damn light bulbs"
Pisses in the dark for 2 more weeks after the bulbs arrive.
"I'm sure I already fixed this... "
SeanBurlington 🌈 🕊️@ShadowJonathan how do kids learn this?
Eric Summers@ShadowJonathan I can totally relate to this
AN/CRM-114@ShadowJonathan Yes! Douglas Adams vibes here: “Aiming at getting nothing done… and missing”
izzy he/it 🇿🇦@ShadowJonathan screenshotting and sending too my OT, who herself is adhd
Kataphract@ShadowJonathan mood tbh.