Alan Ferrier
So let me get this straight. We're all supposed to accept we're poorer, but we're also supposed to swear allegiance to a king who'll be driven to his coronation in a golden fucking coach? Am I missing something?
Apr 30, 2023 at 8:28pmWeb
Show threadrhetorical answersApr 30, 2023

@alanferrier

clearly you have the wrong class perspective, free your mind peasant

Show threadHighlandLawyerApr 30, 2023
@alanferrier Yes, you missed that after giving your feudal oath, you are supposed to go out and do some unpaid charity work.
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Show threadIt's Just Jenn 🏳️‍⚧️Apr 30, 2023
@alanferrier hey it's a perfectly good system for the English and *looks at your location* oh...sorry.
Show threadrj07thomasApr 30, 2023
@alanferrier JUST SWEAR ALLEGIANCE PEASANT! 😂
Show threadFallsMom 🌻Apr 30, 2023
@alanferrier Will the Stone of Scone ride in a golden coach?
Show threadunicorndeburghApr 30, 2023
@alanferrier
A _new_ golden fucking coach, because he disliked the old one.
Show threadunicorndeburghApr 30, 2023

@alanferrier
Ah, looks like they decided not to build a new one.

Charles will ride to and from the coronation in two golden coaches, but neither of them is new for the occasion.

https://robbreport.com/lifestyle/news/king-charles-gold-coaches-coronation-1234828426/

King Charles Will Ride to and From the Coronation in Two Gold Coaches

Who needs a limo?

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Show threadFarbsApr 30, 2023
@unicorndeburgh @alanferrier His body in one and his head in the other?
Show threadPhil Thane ✅May 1, 2023
@unicorndeburgh @alanferrier With hydraulic suspension and air-con because he's 'modernizing the monarchy'.
Show threadDoireMay 1, 2023
@unicorndeburgh @alanferrier
They could have gilded his dad's Landrover.
Show threadWilliamApr 30, 2023
@alanferrier wouldn't be an authentic monarchy otherwise, would it?
Show threadBuster McNuttApr 30, 2023
@alanferrier
Show threadEarthlingMay 1, 2023

@alanferrier

If King Charles really loves his people then he should

- resign
- dissolve the monarchy
- transfer all Windsor assets to the British people
- work, together with all family members, in British social institutions
- motivate all Royals on this planet to do the same

Only the "golden fucking coach" deserves to rot in a museum!

Show threadsamMay 1, 2023
@alanferrier
anyone else hear that noise? sounds like Wat Tyler spinning in his grave
Show threadAmanda HugankissMay 1, 2023
@alanferrier Monty Python and the Holy Grail explained this concept best to me.
Show threadAndyMay 1, 2023
@alanferrier Oh come on… jealousy gets you nowhere. It’s clearly second hand, obviously better for the environment on short journeys, and doesn’t run on unleaded or need charging up. If we all had a coach the climate crisis would be less severe.
This one’s only 5K, and the owner might do a trade in on your car or something? If you use it as a daily runner you have my wholehearted support, but make sure you allow yourself more time to get to work, and look out for a bigger parking space.
Show threadRichard MarrMay 1, 2023
@alanferrier and his heirs… which ones he didn’t specify so I assume all of them.
Show threadSeanMay 1, 2023
@alanferrier Simple. Vote labour next year.