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Nixon: Say, Bebe, didja see this little skateboard thingy Julie got me? Watch this, I can run it down my nose like a ski-jump!

Rebozo: Very amusing, sir.

Nixon: Hey, let’s have a staring contest. Don’t blink!

[18 minutes of silence]

Rebozo: You blinked, sir.

Nixon: No, that was just — oh, yeah, I guess I did. Say, ya feel like some cottage cheese and ketchup?