Just gonna be honest here: To hell with bluesky; I’m at my social media limit. If Mastodon tanks, I’m going back to writing my jokes in bus station toilet stalls.

@adhdeanasl lol. When I was in 9th grade someone wrote the poem:

"Here I sit, my buns a flexin’
Giving birth to another Texan"

on the wall of a toilet stall

They signed it “The Shithouse Poet” — and everyone thought it was *me* (it wasn’t)

#TrueStory

@adhdeanasl @peterbutler

here I sit, on the pooper
giving birth to another state trooper.

(I’ve found this one in a whole *ahem* shitload of states.)