Just gonna be honest here: To hell with bluesky; I’m at my social media limit. If Mastodon tanks, I’m going back to writing my jokes in bus station toilet stalls.

@adhdeanasl

Back. Right…

@brian_wooley Don’t judge me for my humble beginnings, Brian. Elvis was born in a shack.

@adhdeanasl

You can take the boy out of the toilet stall…

@brian_wooley Which is, ironically, where Elvis ended up.

@adhdeanasl

The circle of life, as it were.

@brian_wooley We try to be no. 1 and end up as no. 2.

@adhdeanasl

Sam Diamond couldn't have said it better himself.