I know it's not the norm, but I hope a fight breaks out at Jerry Springer's funeral. I think Jerry would've wanted that.
@ThunderousProphet He would be on brand to the end.
@ThunderousProphet Well this is the way I found out Jerry Springer died. I approve.
@ThunderousProphet book of #WeirdAl album 10, song 5;
"Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
Well, they had this one freak
Who sucker-punched his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl
Became a total free-for-all?
And Jerry's in the middle tryin' to be the referee
Hey, see the stripper with the implants?
She likes to lap dance
And date the boyfriend of her mother
Now here comes Jerry's next guest
And it's a slugfest
Cause it's her trailer trash brother"
#RunningWithScissors
@ThatMermaid_J @ThunderousProphet haha would he be disappointed if it didn't?
@ThunderousProphet I can think of no better way to honour that man.