Some reasons to lean #sölring:
1. The word for rabbit is "kanink"
2. The main word for hello is "Gur dai" which wouldn't be a reason on its own but the reply to it is "Dai gur"
3. It will go extinct if people don't learn it
4. The two genders: common and neutral
5. Possibly the easiest language to learn if you already speak English
6. Once I've learned enough to write sentences I'll post in it occasionally and Google translate won't help you.

7. A lot of üm̈l̈äüẗs̈
8. The letter Đ

Reasons for learning Māori:
1. If you're a white person living in Aotearoa you're at least partially culpable for the language's displacement, if not the deliberate attempt to eradicate it.
2. It has clusivity.
3. Some of the words originally added as jokes have stuck.