The biggest thing missing from Mastodon remains the ability to *actually* migrate an account between servers.

The follower-migrate feature is not enough. I need to be able to migrate an entire account, including posts. And I should be able to do it without the former server cooperating (because of course servers can go down). I should be able to get some sort of cryptographic cert I can send to a new server with my posts and they'll be like "oh yeah, this is real, migrating u now".

@mcc as long as we are all wishing, does anybody know of a mastodon client that will let me read all posts exactly once? i would like every post that shows up on my timeline to go into a big pool, and then get marked as read after i've seen it. that would make it easier for me to dip in and out while reading, de-dupe for me so i don't have to read boosted posts twice, not miss some posts because they scrolled off, etc